11:55 AM
*I'm not posting the cover of this book only because it's a little out there and really inappropriate for some of the readers of thi...
*I'm not posting the cover of this book only because it's a little out there and really inappropriate for some of the readers of this blog, but google it if you are desparate for it.*
Tucker Max is back for the fourth and final time (well for the foreseeable future).
Sloppy Seconds is Max's fourth book retelling his awful antics and some stuff that didn't quite make it to the three previous books. I've yet to get my hands on Hilarity Ensues (Book Three), but I can onle imagine that it does not fail to disappoint.
Now none of Max's books are for the faint of heart, but Sloppy Seconds is a great way to be introduced to his writings. It has a story from each of his previous books for the "noobs" to catch up and to see if they like what they are reading.
The best thing about Seconds is if you get the eBook version it's FREE!! A kind of thank you to the fans from Max.
My two favorite stories of the new batch are the actual sex text messages that he had received from various girls that he decided to mess with. (Granted this story was from the third book but because I don't yet have it it's new to me.)
Side note: The aforementioned ladies accquired his number from the movie adaptation of his first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, and you have or have seen his second book, Assholes Finish First, the number is displayed on the cover disguised as a prison card number.
My second favorite story was of his escapades during a trip to Nantucket. Which I won't give away anything but it does involve: FBI agent, flying planes, and Harry Potter.
If this kind of stuff floats your boat or you need a really good laugh at the misfourtune of others this is the way to go for sure, and that goes for all of his books.
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2:17 PM
Last spring, Nikki Beckett vanished, sucked into an underworld known as the Everneath, where immortals Feed on the emotions of despairin...
Last spring, Nikki Beckett vanished, sucked into an underworld known as the Everneath, where immortals Feed on the emotions of despairing humans. Now she's returned- to her old life, her family, her friends- before being banished back to the underworld... this time forever.
She has six months before the Everneath comes to claim her, six months for good-byes she can't find the words for, six months to find redemption, if it exists.
Nikki longs to spend these months reconnecting with her boyfriend, Jack, the one person she loves more than anything. But there's a problem: Cole, the smoldering immortal who first enticed her to the Everneath, has followed Nikki to the mortal world. And he'll do whatever it takes to bring her back- this time as his queen.
As Nikki's time grows short and her relationships begin slipping from her grasp, she's forced to make the hardest decision of her life: find a way to cheat fate and remain on the Surface with Jack or return to the Everneath and become Cole's...
If the beautiful cover wasn't enough to suck you in, this beautiful story will certainly do the trick. I'm a sucker for stories about any kind of mythology involved and this one had me hook, line, and sinker.
In Ashton's tale we meet seventeen year old Nikki coming back from the Everneath (Underworld) after six months have past in the real world and 100 in the Everneath. Trying to piece together broken relationships that she left before disappearing.
The most important being the relationship with her ex-boyfriend, Jack.
Oh, and have I mentioned Cole?
Cole is the gorgeous immortal boy who seduced Nikki in the first place to go to the underworld and now she has to choose between the worlds.
I felt for Nikki and really am rooting for her to be with Jack because you feel like this is what she really wants, but of course my images of Cole in my head kind of want me to root for her going to be with Cole forever. Alas we will not find out until the next book, which I'm anticipating very highly.
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